March 2012
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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thatsnotpunny:
Why was everyone relieved to see Sheriff Harry S. Truman after he got back from giving Agent Cooper a helicopter ride?
They had heard that he had “flown the Coop.”
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!
jim-moriartys:
plz?
February 2012
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Ok but really this whole Davy Jones thing hasn’t properly hit me yet, I think it’s because I’ve been in public this whole time. But it will hit me eventually and I will lose my shit, mark my words.
(Even though Davy may have not been my favourite Monkee, they were still a band I grew up with and were a big part of me for a long time. I’ll probably end up sobbing later.)
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I just submitted my story of getting the shit... →
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WHOA TUMBLR WHAT IS THIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DASH
Oh. My. God. That’s adorable.
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The Artist and OSS 117 have reminded me how much I really miss speaking French.
wurwolf:
darling-corey:
OH MY GOD.
DEAR WHOEVER BUY THE MARBLE HORNETS SEASON 2 DVD,
PUT IN DISC 2 CLICK TO THE NEXT MENU AND CLICK ON THE TUNNEL. I WON’T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS, BUT I CAN’T HOLD THESE FEELS, BRO. I JUST CAN’T HOLD THEM.
Oh shit, I really need to get this already.
Did you buy it and you’re waiting for it, or have you not gotten it yet?
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OH MY GOD.
DEAR WHOEVER BUY THE MARBLE HORNETS SEASON 2 DVD,
PUT IN DISC 2 CLICK TO THE NEXT MENU AND CLICK ON THE TUNNEL. I WON’T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS, BUT I CAN’T HOLD THESE FEELS, BRO. I JUST CAN’T HOLD THEM.
Ok so I can’t screen shot this right now because I’m not on my computer, this one doesn’t have KM Player. But I’m already creeped out because I SWEAR TO GOD I know the music that’s in the main menu.
Also, there seems to be something I can click on above the chapter titles but it’s not doing anything. It turns to the hand but when I click nothing...
I will now be exploring my new Marble Hornets Season 2 dvd.
Photos will come if I find anything cool.
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If vaginas disgust you then you hate women. If vaginas don’t actually disgust...
– Misogyny in the Gay Community (via satifice)
whats even more disturbing is “straight” men who also hate vaginas. they wanna fuck them, but swear theyre gross: you sirs, are fucking misogynist as fuck.
(via baddominicana)
I see what you’re saying, but I am a straight female who happens to...
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to kill some time by watching OSS 117: Lost in Rio.
No I lied I’m watching OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies. Because that’s the first one. And I should probably go in order.
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I need someone to utterly annihilate my back and get rid of this knot. Seriously.
Over the summer I got a back massage at the bluegrass festival after volunteering for 6 or so hours.
She asked me “how hard do you want me to massage your back?”
I told her give me all you’ve got.
I need that again. Wicked bad.
Despite how I’m slightly apprehensive about graduating from here in like 3 months, I can’t fucking wait to get away from this job. This school is full of stuck up little shits who pitch a fit when things don’t go their way. I’m not here to cater to your every whim, how fucking hard is that to understand?
renmorris replied to your link: Bringing back the nightmare fuel blog I completely forgot I made…. whoops.
ohgod why did I click on that? *crawls into a corner to die*
fjdks;aflkjsdaf hahaha omg I’m sorry XD
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Season 2 of Marble Hornets came in the mail today.